Bugged AI Trainer (Iron Valiant) @ Iron Ball  
Ability: Quark Drive  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fling  
- False Swipe  
- Metronome  
- Encore  

my wife (Tinkaton) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Mold Breaker  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Gigaton Hammer  
- Play Rough  
- Knock Off  
- Thunder Wave  

mushroom pun (Brute Bonnet) @ Booster Energy  
Ability: Protosynthesis  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Sucker Punch  
- Stomping Tantrum  
- Seed Bomb  
- Synthesis  

sableye btfo (Flamigo) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Scrappy  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Brave Bird  
- Close Combat  
- Facade  
- U-turn  

Bonnie Tyler (Palafin) (M) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Zero to Hero  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Boomburst  
- Jet Punch  
- Tera Blast  
- Zen Headbutt  

FIREMAN.EXE (Armarouge) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Iron Defense  
- Stored Power  
- Flamethrower