french eternal-MEGA (Floette-Mega) @ Floettite  
Ability: Flower Veil  
Level: 50  
EVs: 32 HP / 21 Def / 13 SpA  
Bold Nature  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Draining Kiss  
- Calm Mind  
- Protect  

Maushold @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Friend Guard  
Level: 50  
EVs: 32 HP / 32 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Super Fang  
- Encore  
- Protect  
- Follow Me  

the devil (Garchomp) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Rough Skin  
EVs: 6 HP / 30 Atk / 30 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Stomping Tantrum  
- Dragon Claw  
- Rock Slide  

fucking cat i hate (Sneasler) @ White Herb  
Ability: Unburden  
Level: 50  
EVs: 32 Atk / 32 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dire Claw  
- Close Combat  
- Coaching  
- Fake Out  

chai tea (Sinistcha) @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Hospitality  
EVs: 32 HP / 7 Def / 27 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Matcha Gotcha  
- Rage Powder  
- Trick Room  
- Strength Sap