no one: (Mew) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 132 Def / 28 SpA / 96 Spe
Timid Nature
- U-turn
- Defog
- Will-O-Wisp
- Psychic
literally nobody: (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 40 Atk / 8 Def / 208 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Curse
- Gyro Ball
- Knock Off
- Leech Seed
no really, (Clefable) @ Pecha Berry
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 104 Def / 72 SpD / 80 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Soft-Boiled
- Trick
- Moonblast
- Heal Bell
truly nobody: (Silvally-Electric) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 24 Def / 232 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- U-turn
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Grass Pledge
rozes: (Golisopod) @ Choice Band
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 72 HP / 252 Atk / 184 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Leech Life
- First Impression
- Liquidation
- Spikes
esoteric song name (Cobalion) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Volt Switch
- Sacred Sword
- Steel Beam