DIVINE AGE MEMORY (Slowbro-Mega) @ Covert Cloak  
Ability: Soundproof  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Future Sight  
- Scald  
- Teleport  
- Recover  

SELF-CONTRADICTION (Zamazenta) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Fur Coat  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Combat Torque  
- Mortal Spin  
- Parting Shot  
- Strength Sap  

GOUYOKU (Ting-Lu) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Knock Off  
- Salt Cure  
- Stone Axe  
- U-turn  

WE TELL HER STORY (Diancie-Mega) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Pixilate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Mild Nature  
- Boomburst  
- Extreme Speed  
- Headlong Rush  
- Diamond Storm  

AGAINST THE MOON (Greninja-Ash) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Hasty Nature  
IVs: 0 Def  
- Steam Eruption  
- Fiery Wrath  
- Bolt Strike  
- Lunar Dance  

VIRAL NEWS (Eternatus) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Ice Scales  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Gigaton Hammer  
- Ruination  
- Glare  
- Roost