Your mom (Heatran) (M) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Magma Storm  
- Earth Power  
- Flash Cannon  
- Eruption  

gen 2 (Snorlax) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Thick Fat  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Curse  
- Body Slam  
- Rest  
- Sleep Talk  

pain (Weavile) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Triple Axel  
- Knock Off  
- Beat Up  
- Ice Shard  

Daril (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Flyinium Z  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Swords Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Fly  

I hate my life (Zapdos) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Static  
Hidden Power: Ice  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Volt Switch  
- Thunder Wave  
- Roost  
- Defog  

Who is joe? (Tyranitar) @ Tyranitarite  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 88 HP / 252 Atk / 168 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Ice Punch  
- Stone Edge  
- Dragon Dance  
- Crunch