Squirter (Volcanion) @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Water Absorb  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Spe  
- Earth Power  
- Steam Eruption  
- Heat Wave  
- Protect  

RIP Kneecaps (Farigiraf) @ Grassy Seed  
Ability: Armor Tail  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 252 HP / 72 Def / 184 SpA  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Psychic  
- Trick Room  
- Helping Hand  
- Thunder Wave  

Monke (Rillaboom) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
Tera Type: Fire  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def  
Adamant Nature  
- Fake Out  
- Grassy Glide  
- Wood Hammer  
- U-turn  

Gay Bowser (Roaring Moon) @ Booster Energy  
Ability: Protosynthesis  
Tera Type: Flying  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Tailwind  
- Acrobatics  
- Knock Off  
- Breaking Swipe  

Big Fella (Landorus) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
Tera Type: Poison  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Earth Power  
- Sandsear Storm  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Protect  

Real Human (Iron Valiant) @ Clear Amulet  
Ability: Quark Drive  
Tera Type: Ghost  
EVs: 48 HP / 252 Atk / 208 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Wide Guard  
- Close Combat  
- Spirit Break  
- Taunt