Zera 2.0? (Dragapult) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Clear Body  
EVs: 108 Atk / 176 SpA / 224 Spe  
Rash Nature  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- U-turn  
- Dragon Darts  
- Hex  

Voltage (Astrolotl) (M) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 192 HP / 128 Atk / 4 SpD / 184 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fire Lash  
- Knock Off  
- Spikes  
- Will-O-Wisp  

Everyone Hates Me (Equilibra) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 80 Def / 148 SpA / 24 SpD / 4 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Doom Desire  
- Earth Power  
- Pain Split  
- Aura Sphere  

Fatass (Blissey) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Natural Cure  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 200 HP / 252 Def / 56 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Seismic Toss  
- Wish  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Toxic  

Buzzard (Mandibuzz) @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Big Pecks  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 216 Def / 44 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- U-turn  
- Defog  
- Roost  
- Foul Play  

My Waifu (Mollux) (F) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Dry Skin  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 24 Def / 232 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Lava Plume  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Recover  
- Stealth Rock