Woke Dog (Alakazam) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Psychic  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Torch Song  
- Light of Ruin  
- Psystrike  
- Volt Switch  

Woke Egg Prices (Blissey) (F) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Natural Cure  
Tera Type: Normal  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Spectral Thief  
- Parting Shot  
- Recover  
- Stealth Rock  

Polycule (Hydrapple) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Tachyon Cutter  
- Oblivion Wing  
- Knock Off  
- U-turn  

Woke Bœuf (Tapu Bulu) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 220 HP / 252 Atk / 36 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Flower Trick  
- Bolt Strike  
- Grassy Glide  
- Swords Dance  

BASED REDPILL DOG (Rhydon) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Lightning Rod  
Shiny: Yes  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Flip Turn  
- Mortal Spin  
- Shore Up  
- Spectral Thief  

WokeLawnEquipment (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite  
Ability: Technician  
Tera Type: Bug  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Aqua Jet  
- Dragon Darts  
- Tidy Up  
- Triple Dive