Clearly the best (Spidops) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Insomnia  
Tera Type: Bug  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Memento  
- Sticky Web  
- Circle Throw  
- Taunt  

THE DAWG (Houndstone) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Supreme Overlord  
Tera Type: Ghost  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Last Respects  
- Ice Fang  
- Play Rough  
- Stomping Tantrum  

Landon-T 2 (Great Tusk) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Intimidate  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Knock Off  
- Rapid Spin  
- Stealth Rock  

OMFG ZILLAAAAA (Baxcalibur) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Sword of Ruin  
Tera Type: Dragon  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Glaive Rush  
- Icicle Crash  
- Ice Shard  

You get no name (Dondozo) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Early Bird  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Rest  
- Wave Crash  
- Curse  
- Earthquake  

Press 1 button (Slither Wing) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Adaptability  
Tera Type: Bug  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- First Impression  
- U-turn  
- Close Combat  
- Flare Blitz