MyTailIsUnderrated (Landorus) (M) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Sand Force  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Stone Edge  
- U-turn  
- Sleep Talk  

I carry lum berry (Tyranitar) @ Chople Berry  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 248 HP / 52 Atk / 208 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Crunch  
- Superpower  
- Pursuit  
- Stealth Rock  

My favorite bird (Latias) (F) @ Soul Dew  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 120 HP / 208 SpA / 180 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 2 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe  
- Draco Meteor  
- Psyshock  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Recover  

My d*ck (Arceus) @ Spooky Plate  
Ability: Multitype  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Judgment  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Roar  
- Recover  

Because fuck yeah (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Iron Barbs  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Power Whip  
- Leech Seed  
- Spikes  
- Protect  

gotta go fast (Excadrill) @ Air Balloon  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Iron Head  
- Rapid Spin  
- Swords Dance