BanThisMoFoASAP (Jirachi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 HP / 152 Def / 72 SpD / 32 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Body Slam  
- Wish  
- Iron Head  
- Stealth Rock  

Obama (Abomasnow) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Snow Warning  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 116 HP / 252 Atk / 140 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Ice Shard  
- Wood Hammer  
- Swords Dance  

Patrick (Starmie) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 248 HP / 180 Def / 80 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Rapid Spin  
- Thunder Wave  
- Recover  
- Surf  

Godzilla (Tyranitar) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 180 HP / 252 Atk / 76 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Crunch  
- Pursuit  
- Fire Punch  
- Superpower  

ByeByeBirdie (Magnezone) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 20 Atk / 236 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Thunderbolt  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Thunder Wave  
- Explosion  

NeckFlaps (Gyarados) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 248 HP / 156 Def / 96 SpD / 8 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Waterfall  
- Sleep Talk  
- Dragon Dance  
- Rest