Out here (Volcanion) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Steam Eruption  
- Flamethrower  
- Earth Power  
- Sludge Bomb  

In the fields (Lopunny-Mega) @ Lopunnite  
Ability: Scrappy  
Happiness: 0  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fake Out  
- U-turn  
- Close Combat  
- Frustration  

I fight (Clefable) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Stealth Rock  
- Wish  

For my meals (Corviknight) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 HP / 184 Def / 72 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Defog  
- Body Press  
- U-turn  
- Roost  

I get my back into (Gastrodon-East) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Storm Drain  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Scald  
- Earthquake  
- Clear Smog  
- Recover  

My living (Zapdos) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Static  
Hidden Power: Ice  
EVs: 248 HP / 188 Def / 72 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Volt Switch  
- Heat Wave  
- Roost  
- Toxic