one bad gloop (Obstagoon) @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Facade  
- Ice Punch  
- Close Combat  

do what i yoinky (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Defog  
- Stealth Rock  
- U-turn  

two big splurgs (Kartana) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Sacred Sword  
- Leaf Blade  
- Smart Strike  
- Knock Off  

a big ass gloopy (Slowbro) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Spe  
- Teleport  
- Future Sight  
- Slack Off  
- Scald  

three more yoinks (Tapu Koko) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Electric Surge  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Volt Switch  
- Thunderbolt  
- Thunder Wave  

buy me a smoothie (Dragapult) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Infiltrator  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Shadow Ball  
- U-turn  
- Hydro Pump  
- Fire Blast