RUMOR (Metagross) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Clear Body  
EVs: 120 HP / 216 Atk / 60 Def / 112 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Meteor Mash  
- Earthquake  
- Agility  
- Explosion  

BRITNEY BITCH (Milotic) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Marvel Scale  
EVs: 228 HP / 240 Def / 40 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Refresh  
- Surf  
- Toxic  
- Recover  

FAKE NEWS (Celebi) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 84 SpD / 52 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Swords Dance  
- Leech Seed  
- Baton Pass  
- Recover  

GO FUCK URSELF (Magneton) @ Magnet  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
EVs: 24 HP / 220 SpA / 12 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 2 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe  
- Thunderbolt  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Thunder Wave  
- Toxic  

BLIGHTBRINGER (Heracross) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 144 HP / 28 Atk / 184 SpD / 152 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Megahorn  
- Rock Slide  
- Hidden Power [Ghost]  
- Brick Break  

DAX CLINTON (Aerodactyl) @ Liechi Berry  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Hidden Power [Flying]  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Slide  
- Substitute