I Don't Shave (Alakazam-Mega) @ Alakazite  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Psychic  
- Shadow Ball  
- Focus Blast  
- Recover  

I Look Ridiculous (Heatran) @ Firium Z  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Magma Storm  
- Earth Power  
- Taunt  
- Protect  

Where Is My Face? (Tapu Bulu) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
EVs: 224 HP / 216 SpD / 68 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Horn Leech  
- Stone Edge  
- Synthesis  

Fairy Queen (Clefable) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Moonblast  
- Wish  
- Soft-Boiled  

I Didn't Kill The Cat (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Iron Barbs  
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Spikes  
- Leech Seed  
- Power Whip  
- Thunder Wave  

Badass Doggo (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 80 HP / 148 Atk / 84 Def / 196 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- U-turn  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Defog