star (Starmie) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Analytic  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hydro Pump  
- Thunderbolt  
- Psyshock  
- Recover  

the tree himself (Trevenant) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Horn Leech  
- Wood Hammer  
- Poltergeist  
- Drain Punch  

good morning (Cryogonal) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 248 HP / 80 SpD / 180 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Rapid Spin  
- Freeze-Dry  
- Toxic  
- Recover  

coal (Weezing) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Neutralizing Gas  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Pain Split  
- Taunt  

reindeer (Mudsdale) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Stamina  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Smack Down  
- Toxic  

santa himself (Snorlax) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Immunity  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 12 HP / 16 Atk / 220 Def / 252 SpD / 8 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Curse  
- Body Slam  
- Darkest Lariat  
- Rest