Hillary Clinton (Hippowdon) @ Soft Sand  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Stealth Rock  
- Slack Off  
- Whirlwind  

Fuck Cuomo (Zacian-Crowned) @ Rusted Sword  
Ability: Intrepid Sword  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Wild Charge  
- Play Rough  
- Behemoth Blade  
- Crunch  

FTP (Hatterene-Gmax) (F) @ Weakness Policy  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Mystical Fire  
- Trick Room  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Psyshock  

Lunala @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Shadow Shield  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick  
- Psychic  
- Moongeist Beam  
- Moonblast  

Ditto @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Imposter  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
IVs: 30 Atk  
- Transform  

Incineroar @ Iapapa Berry  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- U-turn  
- Flare Blitz  
- Darkest Lariat  
- Parting Shot