Tone114 (Clawitzer) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Mega Launcher  
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Scald  
- Aura Sphere  
- Dark Pulse  
- U-turn  

*painful noises* (Archeops) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Defeatist  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dual Wingbeat  
- Earthquake  
- Stone Edge  
- Roost  

Bill Protection (Palossand) @ Colbur Berry  
Ability: Water Compaction  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earth Power  
- Toxic  
- Shore Up  

The Bowling Ball (Passimian) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Knock Off  
- U-turn  
- Gunk Shot  

Metal Mohawk (Silvally-Steel) @ Steel Memory  
Ability: RKS System  
EVs: 252 HP / 160 SpD / 96 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Defog  
- Multi-Attack  
- Flamethrower  
- Parting Shot  

Emo (Absol) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Justified  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Knock Off  
- Sucker Punch  
- Play Rough