THREE (Excadrill) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 176 Atk / 80 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Iron Head  
- Rapid Spin  
- Swords Dance  

FUCKING (Garchomp) @ Garchompite  
Ability: Rough Skin  
EVs: 32 Atk / 224 SpA / 252 Spe  
Lonely Nature  
- Draco Meteor  
- Earthquake  
- Fire Blast  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  

GROUND TYPES (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 248 HP / 160 Def / 8 SpD / 92 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Stealth Rock  
- U-turn  
- Stone Edge  

Volcanion @ Leftovers  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 248 HP / 176 Def / 80 SpD / 4 Spe  
Bold Nature  
- Steam Eruption  
- Flamethrower  
- Toxic  
- Roar  

Tornadus-Therian (M) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Hurricane  
- Heat Wave  
- Knock Off  
- U-turn  

Tyranitar @ Chople Berry  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 248 HP / 80 Def / 180 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
- Stone Edge  
- Crunch  
- Pursuit  
- Ice Beam