FUCK MIRAIDON (Tapu Fini) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Misty Surge  
Tera Type: Ground  
EVs: 248 HP / 196 SpA / 64 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Surf  
- Substitute  
- Draining Kiss  

FUCK ZACIAN (Skeledirge) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Unaware  
Tera Type: Fire  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Slack Off  
- Torch Song  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Hex  

FUCK URSHIFU (Clefable) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Tera Type: Fairy  
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 56 SpA / 36 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Wish  
- Protect  
- Stealth Rock  

FUCK DRACOVISH (Quagsire) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Unaware  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Recover  
- Scald  
- Spikes  
- Toxic Spikes  

FUCK EVERYONE (Corsola-Galar) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Cursed Body  
Tera Type: Ghost  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Strength Sap  
- Night Shade  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Haze  

Respect Women (Clodsire) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Water Absorb  
Tera Type: Poison  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Curse  
- Recover  
- Toxic  
- Earthquake