Fuzzy Guzzy (Guzzlord) @ Roseli Berry  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 140 Def / 52 SpD / 64 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Heavy Slam  
- Rest  
- Sleep Talk  

Galarian Uxie (Mesprit) @ Colbur Berry  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Nasty Plot  
- Psychic  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Shadow Ball  

Solitude (Sandslash-Alola) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Slush Rush  
EVs: 252 HP / 196 SpD / 60 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Rapid Spin  
- Icicle Crash  
- Toxic  

*noises of pain* (Archeops) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Defeatist  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dual Wingbeat  
- Earthquake  
- U-turn  
- Roost  

Let Me Stroke You (Machamp) @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Bullet Punch  
- Knock Off  
- Facade  

I Infiltrated You (Rotom) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Volt Switch  
- Shadow Ball  
- Trick