ONE BAD GLOOP (Regigigas) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Facade  
- Knock Off  
- Spore  
- Shift Gear  

WHAT I YOINKY (Yveltal) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Knock Off  
- Spectral Thief  
- Lava Plume  
- U-turn  

Two big splurgs (Ho-Oh) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Aerilate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Fire Lash  
- Rapid Spin  
- Extreme Speed  
- Milk Drink  

big ass Gloopy (Suicune) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Volt Absorb  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Scald  
- Anchor Shot  
- Entrainment  
- Slack Off  

Three more yoinks (Zygarde-Complete) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Fur Coat  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 1 Spe  
- Core Enforcer  
- Spectral Thief  
- Roost  
- Volt Switch  

buy me a smoothie (Xerneas) @ Pixie Plate  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Spikes  
- Strength Sap  
- Volt Switch