Spoon (Alakazam-Mega) @ Alakazite  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Psychic  
- Shadow Ball  
- Focus Blast  
- Recover  

Knife (Bisharp) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Iron Head  
- Knock Off  
- Sucker Punch  

Beef (Miltank) (F) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Sap Sipper  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Ice Punch  
- Fire Punch  
- Return  
- Thunder Punch  

The Oven (Rotom-Heat) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Overheat  
- Volt Switch  

Desert (Vanilluxe) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Snow Warning  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Autotomize  
- Blizzard  
- Flash Cannon  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  

Fish (Lumineon) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Storm Drain  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 30 Atk  
- Scald  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Ice Beam  
- U-turn