the boi (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 248 HP / 108 Def / 152 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Quiver Dance  
- Fiery Dance  
- Morning Sun  
- Giga Drain  

literally horny (Ting-Lu) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Vessel of Ruin  
Tera Type: Poison  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Spikes  
- Whirlwind  
- Earthquake  

grilled cheese (Gholdengo) @ Covert Cloak  
Ability: Good as Gold  
Tera Type: Fighting  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Nasty Plot  
- Shadow Ball  
- Make It Rain  
- Recover  

fake landing (Roaring Moon) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Protosynthesis  
Tera Type: Dark  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Crunch  
- Dragon Claw  
- Earthquake  
- U-turn  

this is a lando-t (Great Tusk) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Protosynthesis  
Tera Type: Steel  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Body Press  
- Knock Off  
- Rapid Spin  

unicouniuni3 (Meowscarada) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Protean  
Tera Type: Dark  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- U-turn  
- Flower Trick  
- Knock Off  
- Sucker Punch