Ze ghetsis chant (Hydreigon) (F) @ Darkinium Z  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 244 SpA / 32 SpD / 232 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Dark Pulse  
- Earth Power  
- Flash Cannon  
- Roost  

lando-t be gay (Heatran) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Magma Storm  
- Flash Cannon  
- Earth Power  
- Stealth Rock  

spaghet (Tangrowth) (M) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Giga Drain  
- Knock Off  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  
- Earthquake  

fetus deletus (Reuniclus) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 212 Def / 44 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Acid Armor  
- Psyshock  
- Recover  

rule 34 bait (Lopunny-Mega) (F) @ Lopunnite  
Ability: Scrappy  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fake Out  
- High Jump Kick  
- Return  
- Power-Up Punch  

smogon god (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 244 Atk / 68 Def / 196 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Defog  
- Stone Edge  
- U-turn