king bob (Slowking) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Calm Mind  
- Psychic  
- Slack Off  

bounce back (Sableye) @ Sablenite  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Recover  
- Protect  

my main man (Porygon2) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Download  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Tri Attack  
- Trick Room  
- Toxic  
- Recover  

ghetto grandpa (Conkeldurr) @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Drain Punch  
- Knock Off  
- Mach Punch  
- Facade  

sticky (Gastrodon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Storm Drain  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Ice Beam  
- Earth Power  
- Recover  
- Scald  

sailor moon (Cresselia) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick Room  
- Energy Ball  
- Moonblast  
- Moonlight