Gay (Flutter Mane) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Astral Barrage  
- Fleur Cannon  
- Moonblast  
- Volt Switch  

Gayer (Arceus-Steel) @ Fist Plate  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Judgment  
- Revelation Dance  
- Nasty Plot  
- Strength Sap  

Gayest (Zamazenta) @ Ability Shield  
Ability: Fur Coat  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Mortal Spin  
- Triple Arrows  
- Dragon Tail  
- Strength Sap  

Ally! (Clodsire) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- U-turn  
- Knock Off  
- Stone Axe  
- Mortal Spin  

Homophobe (Groudon-Primal) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Tough Claws  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Glaive Rush  
- Headlong Rush  
- Surging Strikes  
- Bolt Strike  

Bystander (Blissey) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Ruination  
- Teleport  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Topsy-Turvy