The Diet (Snorlax) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Thick Fat  
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Def / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Body Slam  
- Fire Punch  
- Rest  
- Curse  

The Laundry (Scrafty) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Shed Skin  
EVs: 252 HP / 164 SpD / 92 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Bulk Up  
- Knock Off  
- Drain Punch  
- Rest  

The **** (Vaporeon) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 HP / 216 Def / 40 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Wish  
- Protect  
- Heal Bell  

The Smell (Weezing) (M) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 212 Def / 44 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Pain Split  
- Taunt  

The Gym (Machamp) (M) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Knock Off  
- Facade  
- Bullet Punch  

Head Empty (Xatu) (M) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Future Sight  
- Night Shade  
- Roost  
- Teleport