the cure (Corviknight) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Fluffy  
EVs: 248 HP / 120 Def / 140 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Brave Bird  
- U-turn  
- Roost  
- Defog  

maggots for brains (Ting-Lu) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Ruination  
- Payback  
- Whirlwind  
- Spikes  

stupid song (Skeledirge) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Desolate Land  
EVs: 208 HP / 172 Def / 128 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Torch Song  
- Hex  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Slack Off  

honeybee (Meowscarada) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Tera Type: Grass  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Flower Trick  
- Knock Off  
- Triple Axel  
- Low Kick  

cigarette smoke (Slowking) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Shadow Shield  
Tera Type: Water  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Nasty Plot  
- Scald  
- Future Sight  
- Chilly Reception  

drop dead (Cobalion) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
EVs: 252 Def / 20 SpA / 236 Spe  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Steel Beam  
- Body Press  
- Volt Switch