schizoposter (Girafarig) @ Starf Berry  
Ability: Sap Sipper  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Double Team  
- Agility  
- Calm Mind  
- Baton Pass  

gay luigi (Dragalge) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpA  
Quiet Nature  
- Dragon Pulse  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Dragon Tail  

Mini Mew-X (Mew) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Synchronize  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Flare Blitz  
- Psychic Fangs  
- Close Combat  

/pol/teageist @ Life Orb  
Ability: Cursed Body  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Nasty Plot  
- Shadow Ball  
- Psyshock  
- Giga Drain  
Black Bull (Bouffalant) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Reckless  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Head Charge  
- Wild Charge  
- Earthquake  
- Reversal  

how does it work (Zapdos) @ Magnet  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Charge Beam  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  
- Heat Wave