take a wild guess (Noivern) (F) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Telepathy  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Boomburst  
- Tailwind  
- Taunt  
- Protect  

programmed to win (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Adaptability  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Discharge  
- Ally Switch  
- Ice Beam  
- Shadow Ball  

radiohead?? (Toxtricity) (M) @ Throat Spray  
Ability: Punk Rock  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Overdrive  
- Sludge Wave  
- Protect  
- Volt Switch  

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 (Kommo-o) (F) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Soundproof  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
- Boomburst  
- Clanging Scales  
- Aura Sphere  
- Dragon Tail  

meguca (Sylveon) (F) @ Pixie Plate  
Ability: Pixilate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Moonblast  
- Wish  
- Detect  
- Mystical Fire  

tradwife blogger (Gardevoir) (F) @ Power Lens  
Ability: Telepathy  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Trick Room  
- Hyper Voice  
- Ally Switch  
- Dazzling Gleam