Brinana Princess (Mimikyu) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Disguise  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Swords Dance  
- Trick Room  
- Play Rough  
- Shadow Sneak  

I lift in a society (Melmetal) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Iron Fist  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Double Iron Bash  
- Earthquake  
- Superpower  
- Thunder Punch  

What leg day? (Conkeldurr) @ Flame Orb  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Drain Punch  
- Mach Punch  
- Knock Off  
- Facade  

HRH Bubblegum (Hatterene) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Bounce  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Mystical Fire  
- Draining Kiss  
- Future Sight  
- Trick Room  

Fuck Dracovish (Seismitoad) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Toxic  
- Stealth Rock  
- Protect  

B-52 (Dragapult) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Infiltrator  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Draco Meteor  
- U-turn  
- Thunderbolt  
- Shadow Ball