Lil’ Cutie (Jirachi) @ Ring Target  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Trick  
- Iron Head  
- U-turn  

God Speed (Regieleki) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Transistor  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Volt Switch  
- Electro Ball  
- Thunderbolt  
- Rapid Spin  

Piss Missle (Garchomp) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Rough Skin  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Scale Shot  
- Earthquake  
- Poison Jab  

Fire Flower (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Flame Body  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Quiver Dance  
- Flamethrower  
- Defog  
- Psychic  

Sir Cumface (Bisharp) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Knock Off  
- Sucker Punch  
- Iron Head  

Rillaboom @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Bulk Up  
- Grassy Glide  
- Drum Beating  
- Knock Off