I'm a dude.... (Mawile-Mega) (M) @ Mawilite  
Ability: Huge Power  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 92 HP / 252 Atk / 164 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Play Rough  
- Swords Dance  
- Sucker Punch  
- Thunder Punch

Lmao (Slowbro) (M) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Future Sight  
- Teleport  
- Scald  
- Slack Off  

what a wonderful (Heatran) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Flash Fire  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 216 HP / 248 SpD / 44 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Stealth Rock  
- Magma Storm  
- Earth Power  
- Taunt  

Worldddddd (Blissey) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Natural Cure  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Seismic Toss  
- Teleport  
- Toxic  

Zoom Monkey (Rillaboom) (M) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Grassy Glide  
- Knock Off  
- U-turn  
- Wood Hammer  

Haha status lol (Gliscor) (M) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 244 HP / 52 Def / 192 SpD / 20 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Toxic  
- Roost  
- Defog