Thug Hunter (Scolipede) @ Waterium Z  
Ability: Speed Boost  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Megahorn  
- Poison Jab  
- Aqua Tail  

Mud Monsta' (Swampert) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Torrent  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
- Stealth Rock  
- Earthquake  
- Flip Turn  
- Toxic  

Literal Sword (Aegislash) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Stance Change  
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 84 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Shadow Claw  
- Close Combat  
- Shadow Sneak  

Goblin Spawn (Zarude) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Leaf Guard  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Power Whip  
- Darkest Lariat  
- U-turn  
- Jungle Healing  

Me IRL (Rotom-Heat) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Overheat  
- Defog  
- Pain Split  
- Volt Switch  

Siren (Primarina) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Torrent  
EVs: 52 HP / 252 SpA / 204 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Hydro Pump  
- Moonblast  
- Ice Beam  
- Flip Turn