call me ishmael (Scizor-Mega) (M) @ Scizorite  
Ability: Technician  
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Def / 244 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Bullet Punch  
- U-turn  
- Defog  
- Roost  

judge holden (Gliscor) (M) @ Toxic Orb  
Ability: Poison Heal  
EVs: 244 HP / 52 Def / 192 SpD / 20 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Earthquake  
- U-turn  
- Roost  
- Stealth Rock  

queequeg (Toxapex) (M) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Regenerator  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Toxic  
- Recover  

hellespont (Alakazam) (F) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Magic Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Psychic  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Focus Blast  
- Recover  

tarquinius (Serperior) (M) @ Grassium Z  
Ability: Contrary  
EVs: 136 HP / 120 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Leaf Storm  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Glare  
- Synthesis  

john joel glanton (Weavile) (M) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Pickpocket  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Pursuit  
- Icicle Crash  
- Ice Shard