big pun (Hippowdon) (M) @ Smooth Rock  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Earthquake  
- Slack Off  
- Stealth Rock  
- Toxic  

black thought (Tyranitar) (M) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 72 Atk / 72 Def / 112 SpA  
Quiet Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Fire Blast  
- Ice Beam  
- Rock Blast  

mos def (Excadrill) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Head  
- Earthquake  
- Swords Dance  
- Rock Slide  

po and dangerous (Dracozolt) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 88 Atk / 212 SpA / 208 Spe  
Rash Nature  
- Bolt Beak  
- Earthquake  
- Draco Meteor  
- Fire Blast  

50 cent (Buzzwole) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Beast Boost  
EVs: 216 HP / 208 Atk / 84 Def  
Adamant Nature  
- Drain Punch  
- Ice Punch  
- Leech Life  
- Roost  

nate dogg (Zapdos) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Static  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hurricane  
- Defog  
- Heat Wave  
- Volt Switch