ItemlessFraud(?!) (Metagross) @ Metagrossite  
Ability: Clear Body  
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Head  
- Psychic Fangs  
- Earthquake  
- Bullet Punch  

Mega(?) (Gyarados) @ Gyaradosite  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 1 HP / 32 Atk / 1 SpD / 32 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Waterfall  
- Crunch  
- Earthquake  
- Protect  

The Scarfer (Infernape) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Iron Fist  
Level: 50  
EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Flare Blitz  
- Rock Slide  
- Knock Off  

Head?Head.Head! (Hydreigon) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Levitate  
Level: 50  
EVs: 32 SpA / 2 SpD / 32 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Tailwind  
- Earth Power  
- Dark Pulse  
- Flash Cannon  

Thicky Glims (Glimmora) @ Lum Berry  
Ability: Toxic Debris  
Level: 50  
EVs: 31 HP / 16 SpA / 19 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Power Gem  
- Earth Power  
- Spiky Shield  
- Sludge Bomb  

Blowtom (Rotom-Fan) @ Magnet  
Ability: Levitate  
Level: 50  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 2 HP / 32 SpA / 32 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Thunderbolt  
- Shadow Ball  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Volt Switch