lost in thought (Shedinja) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Wonder Guard  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Lonely Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Poltergeist  
- Shadow Sneak  
- Protect  

total apathy (Sableye-Mega) @ Sablenite  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Recover  
- Protect  

i've wondered (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Bold Nature  
- Soft-Boiled  
- Seismic Toss  
- Stealth Rock  
- Toxic  

time wasted (Skarmory) @ Shed Shell  
Ability: Sturdy  
EVs: 248 HP / 164 Def / 96 Spe  
Impish Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Iron Defense  
- Body Press  
- Spikes  
- Roost  

if you believe (Quagsire) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Unaware  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
- Haze  
- Earthquake  
- Scald  
- Recover  

whisk me away (Hydreigon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 HP / 44 SpA / 124 SpD / 88 Spe  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Fire Spin  
- Taunt  
- Roost  
- Snarl