THIS CAN'T BE REAL (Landorus) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Earth Power  
- Sludge Wave  
- Focus Blast  
- Gravity  

I'M SEXCITED (Latios) (M) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Levitate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Draco Meteor  
- Shadow Ball  
- Aura Sphere  
- Trick  

MELON_MUSK (Toxapex) @ Black Sludge  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Toxic Spikes  
- Recover  
- Haze  

Gaming District (Hippowdon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Slide  
- Slack Off  
- Stealth Rock  

CoverYourselfInOil (Mew) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Synchronize  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Dazzling Gleam  
- Roost  
- Teleport  

IDontPot (Cinderace) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Libero  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- U-turn  
- Zen Headbutt  
- Pyro Ball  
- Court Change