BOLTBEAM! (Zacian-Crowned) @ Rusted Sword  
Ability: Intrepid Sword  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Anchor Shot  
- Imprison  
- Transform  
- Strength Sap  

My Enemy When (Zygarde-Complete) @ Shed Shell  
Ability: Prankster  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Thousand Waves  
- Destiny Bond  
- Topsy-Turvy  
- Shore Up  

LOL DRAGON (Eternatus) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Dragon's Maw  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick  
- Dragon Energy  
- Final Gambit  
- Milk Drink  

femboy YOU (Chansey) (M) @ Shed Shell  
Ability: Imposter  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Whirlwind  
- Baneful Bunker  
- Milk Drink  
- Teleport  

Metrosexual (Xerneas) @ Metronome  
Ability: Pixilate  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Rash Nature  
- Boomburst  
- Fishious Rend  
- Rapid Spin  
- Strength Sap  

Mr. Cat (Zamazenta-Crowned) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Fur Coat  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD / 252 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Aromatherapy  
- Spectral Thief  
- Recover  
- Low Kick