her name was lola (Ogerpon-Wellspring) (F) @ Wellspring Mask  
Ability: Water Absorb  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Jet Punch  
- Swords Dance  
- Ivy Cudgel  
- Power Whip  

she was a showgirl (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Shore Up  
- Earthquake  
- Stealth Rock  
- U-turn  

she would merengue (Gholdengo) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Good as Gold  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Astral Barrage  
- Make It Rain  
- Trick  
- Recover  

and do the cha-cha (Tornadus-Therian) (M) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Salt Cure  
- U-turn  
- Knock Off  
- Bleakwind Storm  

at the copa (Archaludon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Stamina  
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 Spe  
Impish Nature  
- Slack Off  
- Dragon Tail  
- Body Press  
- Thunder Wave  

copacabana (Cinderace) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Libero  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Burning Bulwark  
- Pyro Ball  
- Court Change  
- U-turn