unfunny egg joke (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Frisk  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe  
- Draco Meteor  
- Leaf Storm  
- Sleep Powder  
- Trick Room  

pain (Glastrier) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Chilling Neigh  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Swords Dance  
- Megahorn  
- Substitute  
- Icicle Crash  

star of the show (Starmie) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Analytic  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Trick Room  
- Teleport  
- Zap Cannon  
- Hydro Pump  

crystal rock (Diancie) @ Power Herb  
Ability: Clear Body  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD  
Sassy Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Meteor Beam  
- Stealth Rock  
- Trick Room  
- Play Rough  

diet duck (Machamp) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: No Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA  
Quiet Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Focus Blast  
- Fire Blast  
- Stone Edge  
- Dynamic Punch  

"fly" (Golurk) @ Choice Band  
Ability: No Guard  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Dynamic Punch  
- Poltergeist  
- Stone Edge  
- Trick