PIZZA (Zamazenta) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Dauntless Shield  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Protect  
- Close Combat  
- Wild Charge  
- Iron Head  

MUSHROOM (Amoonguss) @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk / 28 Spe  
- Spore  
- Protect  
- Clear Smog  
- Rage Powder  

PEPPERONI (Darmanitan) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Sheer Force  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Flare Blitz  
- U-turn  
- Trick  
- Superpower  

SAUSAGE (Dugtrio) @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Arena Trap  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- High Horsepower  
- Protect  
- Toxic  
- Stealth Rock  

OLIVE (Rolycoly) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Flash Fire  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def  
Brave Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Will-O-Wisp  
- Spikes  
- Gyro Ball  
- Protect  

THE GUY THAT EATS IT (Machoke) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Guts  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Close Combat  
- Detect  
- Knock Off  
- Ice Punch