H... it's my wife (Altaria-Mega) @ Altarianite  
Ability: Natural Cure  
EVs: 252 HP / 52 Atk / 204 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Return  
- Earthquake  
- Roost  

And it's my life (Magnezone) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Thunderbolt  
- Flash Cannon  
- Hidden Power [Fire]  
- Volt Switch  

Because a mainline (Corviknight) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Pressure  
EVs: 252 HP / 184 Def / 72 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Defog  
- Brave Bird  
- U-turn  
- Roost  

In my vein (Toxapex) @ Eject Button  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 72 Def / 184 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Scald  
- Recover  
- Toxic  
- Haze  

Leads to a center (Hippowdon) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Stream  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD  
Careful Nature  
- Earthquake  
- Toxic  
- Slack Off  
- Stealth Rock  

In my head (Excadrill) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Sand Rush  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Iron Head  
- Toxic