no bitches? (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Band  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- U-turn  
- Superpower  
- Knock Off  
- Explosion  

log off (Genesect) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Download  
Shiny: Yes  
EVs: 188 HP / 252 Atk / 68 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Shift Gear  
- Iron Head  
- Leech Life  
- Protect  

touch grass (Rillaboom) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Grassy Surge  
EVs: 60 HP / 252 Atk / 196 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Fake Out  
- Grassy Glide  
- High Horsepower  
- U-turn  

mommy? sorry (Dragapult) (F) @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Infiltrator  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
- Draco Meteor  
- Shadow Ball  
- Flamethrower  
- U-turn  

asked? (Kyurem-Black) @ Assault Vest  
Ability: Teravolt  
EVs: 252 HP / 124 SpA / 88 SpD / 44 Spe  
Sassy Nature  
- Icy Wind  
- Ice Beam  
- Earth Power  
- Fusion Bolt  

deez nuts (Blastoise) (M) @ Safety Goggles  
Ability: Torrent  
EVs: 248 HP / 180 Def / 80 SpD  
Impish Nature  
- Fake Out  
- Follow Me  
- Flip Turn  
- Roar