Deez Nuts (Gulpin) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Sticky Hold  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
- Counter  
- Toxic  
- Yawn  
- Explosion  

Balls (Slugma) @ Eviolite  
Ability: Flame Body  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD  
Calm Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Toxic  
- Memento  
- Protect  
- Fire Blast  

ThisDick (Rhydon) @ Weakness Policy  
Ability: Lightning Rod  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
- Rock Polish  
- Earthquake  
- Stone Edge  
- Ice Punch  

Your Girl (Beedrill-Mega) (M) @ Beedrillite  
Ability: Sniper  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- U-turn  
- Knock Off  
- Poison Jab  
- Drill Run  

Ligma (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naive Nature  
- Earthquake  
- U-turn  
- Hidden Power [Ice]  
- Explosion  

Steve Jobs? (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Imposter  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def  
Impish Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Transform