lesbianism (Ninetales-Alola) @ Light Clay  
Ability: Snow Warning  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Aurora Veil  
- Freeze-Dry  
- Hypnosis  
- Hail  

its not a phase (Mawile-Mega) @ Mawilite  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Play Rough  
- Knock Off  
- Iron Head  

my son (Bisharp) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Defiant  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Swords Dance  
- Iron Head  
- Sucker Punch  
- Knock Off  

easter bunny (Magearna) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Soul-Heart  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Ice Beam  
- Thunderbolt  
- Aura Sphere  

what the scallop (Tornadus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
- Hurricane  
- U-turn  
- Defog  
- Knock Off  

let him c**k (Azumarill) @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Huge Power  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- Belly Drum  
- Aqua Jet  
- Liquidation  
- Play Rough