pif's hax luck (Jirachi) @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Serene Grace  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Iron Head  
- U-turn  
- Trick  
- Healing Wish  

when pif is sus (Amoonguss) @ Rocky Helmet  
Ability: Regenerator  
EVs: 252 HP / 220 Def / 36 SpD  
Bold Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Synthesis  
- Sludge Bomb  
- Foul Play  
- Spore  

pif's dog (Lycanroc-Dusk) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Tough Claws  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Stone Edge  
- Close Combat  
- Crunch  
- Accelerock  

pif's bird (Mandibuzz) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Overcoat  
EVs: 248 HP / 164 SpD / 96 Spe  
Careful Nature  
- Knock Off  
- Defog  
- U-turn  
- Roost  

pif's viability (Salamence) @ Heavy-Duty Boots  
Ability: Intimidate  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
- Draco Meteor  
- Hurricane  
- Flamethrower  
- Roost  

opposite day pif (Swampert) @ Leftovers  
Ability: Torrent  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD  
Relaxed Nature  
IVs: 0 Spe  
- Earthquake  
- Flip Turn  
- Toxic  
- Stealth Rock