Evil Lebron James (Hydreigon) @ Light Clay  
Ability: Prankster  
Fusion: Whimsicott  
Alt: a  
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Reflect  
- Light Screen  
- Taunt  
- U-turn  

The Funny Mic (Porygon-Z) @ Silk Scarf  
Ability: Adaptability  
Fusion: Noivern  
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe  
Hasty Nature  
- Nasty Plot  
- Boomburst  
- Draco Meteor  
- U-turn  

Friend (he kills you) (Sylveon) (M) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Pixilate  
Fusion: Dragonite  
Alt: b  
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Extreme Speed  
- Earthquake  
- Fire Punch  
- Dragon Dance  

OPTIMUM PRIME (Metagross) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Technician  
Fusion: Scizor  
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD  
Adamant Nature  
- First Impression  
- Swords Dance  
- Bullet Punch  
- U-turn  

Haxchomp (Haxorus) @ Life Orb  
Ability: Rough Skin  
Fusion: Garchomp  
Alt: b  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Dragon Dance  
- Earthquake  
- Dragon Claw  
- Fire Fang  

Scrotum-Heat (Magnezone) @ Air Balloon  
Ability: Magnet Pull  
Fusion: Chandelure  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Calm Mind  
- Overheat  
- Thunderbolt  
- Volt Switch